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Abel is sturdy and dependable with rustic sensibilities. This table is happy to support your needs, rain or shine, and most of the others consider him to be a steady, calming influence, despite his reluctance to talk. He takes pride in a job well done - which takes as many different forms as there a... read more

Abel is sturdy and dependable with rustic sensibilities. This table is happy to support your needs, rain or shine, and most of the others consider him to be a steady, calming influence, despite his reluctance to talk. He takes pride in a job well done - which takes as many different forms as there are tables in this house (there are 8 tables in the house!) Likes: Steadiness, Protection, Exotic Furniture from Distant Lands Dislikes: Tomfoolery

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Airyn is a little touchy... handle with care. Don't expect flattery from this gaseous goddess. An ethereal, mysterious presence that seemingly exists in a state beyond human need and emotion. It is difficult to say what she wants or seeks from you, if anything at all.

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Amir is a true romantic. He's genuine, passionate and open with his emotions. Sure, his affections can be overwhelming to anyone who isn't accustomed to his brand of radical honesty, and it's easy to mistake his flowery declarations for cheap pickup lines, but with Amir, what you see is truly what y... read more

Amir is a true romantic. He's genuine, passionate and open with his emotions. Sure, his affections can be overwhelming to anyone who isn't accustomed to his brand of radical honesty, and it's easy to mistake his flowery declarations for cheap pickup lines, but with Amir, what you see is truly what you get. He truly sees the beauty in everything he reflects, just as it is. He appreciates authenticity above all else, and takes it as his personal mission to shatter any perceptions of self-doubt in others. Likes: Self-Reflection, Himself, Yourself Dislikes: Graffiti, Bloody Mary

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Arma wants to be the best firefighter in the world! Unfortunately for her, so far this has only meant that she's hypervigilant about any teeny tiny bit of smoke that she detects, routinely triggering obnoxious and adrenaline-pumping false alarms. All of this constant anxiety has also had the effect ... read more

Arma wants to be the best firefighter in the world! Unfortunately for her, so far this has only meant that she's hypervigilant about any teeny tiny bit of smoke that she detects, routinely triggering obnoxious and adrenaline-pumping false alarms. All of this constant anxiety has also had the effect of wearing her down over time, such that her batteries are almost completely drained. What she desperately needs is someone to give her a bit of a break, and to show her that she doesn't need to be keyed all the way up to 11 in order to do her job. Likes: Urgency, Piercing Noises, Latex Dislikes: The Middle Path

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It is refreshing to meet an object who is really passionate about their own subject! Artt, art, loves art! He is just so excited to look at it, hang it up, talk about it. And he really wants to know what you think. Don't worry about answering the wrong thing - it'll always be an artistic choice with... read more

It is refreshing to meet an object who is really passionate about their own subject! Artt, art, loves art! He is just so excited to look at it, hang it up, talk about it. And he really wants to know what you think. Don't worry about answering the wrong thing - it'll always be an artistic choice with this fellow. Likes: Animated Discussion, Beauty in All Its Forms, The Sharing of Ideas Dislikes: Close-mindedness, Bare Walls, Willful Ignorance

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Barry is flamboyant yet chill, fun yet empathetic. Untouchably cool and yet, somehow, one of your biggest fans. He loves drama but is mostly and observer, content to skate over the 'face' of whatever's happening. He comes off quite confident, but internally, is more than a little nervous about being... read more

Barry is flamboyant yet chill, fun yet empathetic. Untouchably cool and yet, somehow, one of your biggest fans. He loves drama but is mostly and observer, content to skate over the 'face' of whatever's happening. He comes off quite confident, but internally, is more than a little nervous about being replaced. He can sometimes be a little ditzy, though, if anyone is self-aware it's him (prepare for parentheticals, darling).

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Bathsheba is welcoming, warm, and always there for you at the end of a long day. She is all for comfy wind-downs - scented candles, a DVD of Legally Blinds or Never Been Dished, and an offer to paint your nails or braid your hair. And while she can be pretty chill, she can also get right into it wit... read more

Bathsheba is welcoming, warm, and always there for you at the end of a long day. She is all for comfy wind-downs - scented candles, a DVD of Legally Blinds or Never Been Dished, and an offer to paint your nails or braid your hair. And while she can be pretty chill, she can also get right into it with you when you need someone to vent to. However, she also tends to feel somewhat isolated and disconnected where she is in the house and has a pretty bad case of FOMO over the others. Likes: Bubbles, Bathing, Bathsheba Dislikes: Wrinkly Skin

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Beau is an adventurer. A free spirited, wise cracking, good hearted rogue who's always looking for inspiration and challenge. She is amazingly resourceful, sourcing all of her tools, weapons, and toys from drum roll please... boxes. She's exceptionally proud of the whip she's fashioned from that ext... read more

Beau is an adventurer. A free spirited, wise cracking, good hearted rogue who's always looking for inspiration and challenge. She is amazingly resourceful, sourcing all of her tools, weapons, and toys from drum roll please... boxes. She's exceptionally proud of the whip she's fashioned from that extension cord you stuck in the garage when you realized you already owned three. You should go on any adventure she pitches - this is a box that won't fall apart on the way from the car. Likes: Vim, Vigor, Derring-do Dislikes: Dishonesty, Cowardice, Reliquary Theft

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Beverly can be as bubbly as champagne and as smooth as a good rum, though spending too much time with her can lead to hangovers... and more than a few visits to Jean Loo. She sometimes has a way of putting blinders on you to forget her troubles and just have fun... but hey, who doesn't! Still, inter... read more

Beverly can be as bubbly as champagne and as smooth as a good rum, though spending too much time with her can lead to hangovers... and more than a few visits to Jean Loo. She sometimes has a way of putting blinders on you to forget her troubles and just have fun... but hey, who doesn't! Still, interacting with Beverly should be all about balance - just like the perfect mixed drink. Likes: Ice, Recipes, Ratios Dislikes: Sobriety, Online Advertising

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Sure there's a (very low) bounty for their arrest, but I'm sure this is one pin you won't want to be turning in any time soon. Sure they profess a love of crime, but have any been successful? Bobby is the definition of victimless crime - though you probably don't want to tell them that. Likes: Crime... read more

Sure there's a (very low) bounty for their arrest, but I'm sure this is one pin you won't want to be turning in any time soon. Sure they profess a love of crime, but have any been successful? Bobby is the definition of victimless crime - though you probably don't want to tell them that. Likes: Crime, Schemes, Capers Dislikes: Cops

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Do you remember 80's? Well, don't you worry, because our good old fashioned boy-next-door heartthrob is going to teach you all about it. He may literally be a time-capsule, but his knowledge of the era and the secrets his contents hold with blow the mind of even the most righteous 8bit enjoyer. Bodh... read more

Do you remember 80's? Well, don't you worry, because our good old fashioned boy-next-door heartthrob is going to teach you all about it. He may literally be a time-capsule, but his knowledge of the era and the secrets his contents hold with blow the mind of even the most righteous 8bit enjoyer. Bodhi is here to open your mind to a simpler time, and open your hear to a love that's purer that uncut Colombian... coffee. Likes: The 1980s Dislikes: The 1780s

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Stylish and fit, a little rebellious with a charm all his own and that killer smile, Cabrizzio is naturally flirtatious and often gets mistaken for a playboy, but that's not his game. He's here to enjoy existence with a laissez-faire approach. We live and laugh, and revel in the good moments we have... read more

Stylish and fit, a little rebellious with a charm all his own and that killer smile, Cabrizzio is naturally flirtatious and often gets mistaken for a playboy, but that's not his game. He's here to enjoy existence with a laissez-faire approach. We live and laugh, and revel in the good moments we have with each other. Sometimes he'll display a depth to him rooted in tradition and family. And if you don't hold on to those handles firmly, he might just sweep you off your feet. Likes: Italy, Imagination, Romance Dislikes: Urgency, Reality, France

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Don't worry your pretty little head about Cam, he's fine. Sure, he's been dumped. Many times. Maybe all the time. But he's got the determination and dignity to keep going no matter how tough things get. Cam comes off as salty, but really he's just honest. He's not interested in making small talk. Li... read more

Don't worry your pretty little head about Cam, he's fine. Sure, he's been dumped. Many times. Maybe all the time. But he's got the determination and dignity to keep going no matter how tough things get. Cam comes off as salty, but really he's just honest. He's not interested in making small talk. Likes: Trash Dislikes: Whatever This Game Is

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There may never have been a proper election, but Celia is the de facto Mayor of the household. With her royal mein and withering wit, could you ever vote no? She rises above any sort of corrupting influence and clearly has the best interests of the house in mind. Still, this coy countess does know h... read more

There may never have been a proper election, but Celia is the de facto Mayor of the household. With her royal mein and withering wit, could you ever vote no? She rises above any sort of corrupting influence and clearly has the best interests of the house in mind. Still, this coy countess does know how to party - she never misses one of her favorite shows at Chairemi's.

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Our girl Chairemi here is a dedicated LARPer, a jill-of-all-trades useful in any situation! She prides herself on being able to fit into whatever role is needed to make things run smoothly: A stern office chair, a matronly rocking chair, a boozy lounge chair for late evenings, you name it! Chairemi ... read more

Our girl Chairemi here is a dedicated LARPer, a jill-of-all-trades useful in any situation! She prides herself on being able to fit into whatever role is needed to make things run smoothly: A stern office chair, a matronly rocking chair, a boozy lounge chair for late evenings, you name it! Chairemi is almost always in character as something or other. So much so that no one is really sure what her actual personality is like. One might think she's trying to hide something... but no! She's just a theater kid through and through. She puts a little bit of herself into every character she plays, and only someone who meets her on her level will notice. Chairemi holds actor comfort and safety above all else. Likes: Snacks, Trying on Large Wigs, Insufferable Inside Jokes Dislikes: Recasts, Unused Comps, Finding a Ride Home

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Dante is a hard worker: he has to keep a fire lit beneath him or he'll burn out, and he radiates a warm and fun personality as a result. He's easy to warm up to, and he's prepared to cheer you up on a moment's notice. He wants to teach you the Way of the Flame - are you ready for his lessons? Likes:... read more

Dante is a hard worker: he has to keep a fire lit beneath him or he'll burn out, and he radiates a warm and fun personality as a result. He's easy to warm up to, and he's prepared to cheer you up on a moment's notice. He wants to teach you the Way of the Flame - are you ready for his lessons? Likes: Slow Burns Dislikes: Shortcuts

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There is more to this gal than just her incredibly well-formed dustiness - Dolly is a studied professor! She wont make any talkback, and specially no talking down to, so treat her with the respect that this teacher and her pet deserve. Likes: Research, Modeling, Lint Eastwood Dislikes: Patronizing t... read more

There is more to this gal than just her incredibly well-formed dustiness - Dolly is a studied professor! She wont make any talkback, and specially no talking down to, so treat her with the respect that this teacher and her pet deserve. Likes: Research, Modeling, Lint Eastwood Dislikes: Patronizing talk, Sneezing

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Unemotional, uncompromising, and intelligent enough to know when someone's trying to pull a fast one on him. Dorian is the ideal candidate to keep the unwanted out and the wanted in. Dorian loves friendship more than anything - more so than love itself. He feels that love can cause jealousy and crea... read more

Unemotional, uncompromising, and intelligent enough to know when someone's trying to pull a fast one on him. Dorian is the ideal candidate to keep the unwanted out and the wanted in. Dorian loves friendship more than anything - more so than love itself. He feels that love can cause jealousy and create dangerous situations. Beneath Dorian's icy exterior, there are some mysterious hints at a rich inner life... Who on earth speaks nine languages aside from English, for example? Dorian exists in 17 different places around the house. Can you find all his different forms? ... Do you even want to? Likes: Friendship Dislikes: Nonsense

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Always there, lurking behind every interaction, every distraction, every moment when your attention is taken by something else, is Doug. He's not scary, though, thankfully. Just a little... toxic. Question is - are you going to let him off the hook? Or tell him to treat you with more respect? Likes:... read more

Always there, lurking behind every interaction, every distraction, every moment when your attention is taken by something else, is Doug. He's not scary, though, thankfully. Just a little... toxic. Question is - are you going to let him off the hook? Or tell him to treat you with more respect? Likes: Watching Content Dislikes: Wimps

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Suave, delicious... Drysdale is the place to go for a sweet chablis and dry humor. His best tumbling days might be behind him, but then again so is the wall, and that's never stopped him from rubbing up against whoever gives him the biggest compliments. He's attached to the washing machine. Likes: P... read more

Suave, delicious... Drysdale is the place to go for a sweet chablis and dry humor. His best tumbling days might be behind him, but then again so is the wall, and that's never stopped him from rubbing up against whoever gives him the biggest compliments. He's attached to the washing machine. Likes: Presents, Biscuits, Wrestling in Oil Dislikes: Drying Clothing

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Have you ever wanted to meet your biggest fan? Now's your chance! The fact that the English word 'fan' meaning both 'fanatic' and 'appliance for blowing air' are purely coincidental. Fantina loves you for reasons other than puns. Likes: You Dislikes: None

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Farya is unapologetically enthusiastic - especially when it comes to taking care of the sick and injured, like any good doctor. If you need a bandaid and a kiss on a bruised knee, she's your gal. If you need to know the symptoms of diphtheria, mononucleosis and mumps, she's also your gal. If she goe... read more

Farya is unapologetically enthusiastic - especially when it comes to taking care of the sick and injured, like any good doctor. If you need a bandaid and a kiss on a bruised knee, she's your gal. If you need to know the symptoms of diphtheria, mononucleosis and mumps, she's also your gal. If she goes on and on about all the possible illnesses and ailments you might have, she's only doing it because she cares. Injuries are rare enough that when someone does need her, she desperately wants to get it right. Likes: Diagnosing, Strange Humours, Blood, Guts Dislikes: Studying

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Don't call her an underling: Florence is an overachiever. With her trademark smile and bubbly personality, she helps to grease the wheels of the public's perception of the political sphere. By running through the entire house, she has a lock on every detail there is to know from the hoi polloi. Just... read more

Don't call her an underling: Florence is an overachiever. With her trademark smile and bubbly personality, she helps to grease the wheels of the public's perception of the political sphere. By running through the entire house, she has a lock on every detail there is to know from the hoi polloi. Just be careful when it comes time to ask her about things swept under her rug... Likes: Mops, Brooms, Buckets Dislikes: Meanies

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You might think of this monstrous giant as a big ice meanie, but he's anything but! Freddy welcomes all comers to sample his wares, whether leftovers, fresh veggies, or even just to stare blankly at his insides several times a day. He thinks you're the coolest of cool kids. Likes: Food, Preservation... read more

You might think of this monstrous giant as a big ice meanie, but he's anything but! Freddy welcomes all comers to sample his wares, whether leftovers, fresh veggies, or even just to stare blankly at his insides several times a day. He thinks you're the coolest of cool kids. Likes: Food, Preservation, Food Preservation Dislikes: Anything Uncool

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Friar Errol is a deeply serious, highly-repressed air fryer who believes it is his solemn duty to lead the world down the path of the Heavenly Kitchen. He's never had deep fat fried food, viewing it as beneath him, and he fully intends to preach the gospel of convection to all who'll hear it. Have y... read more

Friar Errol is a deeply serious, highly-repressed air fryer who believes it is his solemn duty to lead the world down the path of the Heavenly Kitchen. He's never had deep fat fried food, viewing it as beneath him, and he fully intends to preach the gospel of convection to all who'll hear it. Have you heard the good word? Will you join him on his path? Likes: The Road of the Heavenly Kitchen, Culinary Purity and Efficiency, Our Lord of Convection Dislikes: Oil

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Gaia has been obsessed with travel and seeing the world all her existence, but no matter how hard she tries, she feels like her world is just spinning in circles, never actually going anywhere! Consumed with a wanderlust that can never be fullfilled, Gaia is obssesed with stories. She loves to liste... read more

Gaia has been obsessed with travel and seeing the world all her existence, but no matter how hard she tries, she feels like her world is just spinning in circles, never actually going anywhere! Consumed with a wanderlust that can never be fullfilled, Gaia is obssesed with stories. She loves to listen to the tales of others and live vicariously through them, collecting them in a mental scrapbook. Can you help her see the world that she represents so well? Likes: Yearnin', Imaginin', Spinnin' Dislikes: Speakin' plain

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If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking u... read more

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking up this polyamorous playdate, and if you're lucky you just might end up in the center of their attention... Well, at least until the next epic low-pressure zone comes in. Sponsored by Red Bowl. Likes: Thermals, Waves, The Majestic Dance between Gravity, Death, and Freedom Dislikes: Reading

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If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking u... read more

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking up this polyamorous playdate, and if you're lucky you just might end up in the center of their attention... Well, at least until the next epic low-pressure zone comes in. Sponsored by Red Bowl. Likes: Thermals, Waves, The Majestic Dance between Gravity, Death, and Freedom Dislikes: Reading

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If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking u... read more

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking up this polyamorous playdate, and if you're lucky you just might end up in the center of their attention... Well, at least until the next epic low-pressure zone comes in. Sponsored by Red Bowl. Likes: Thermals, Waves, The Majestic Dance between Gravity, Death, and Freedom Dislikes: Reading

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If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking u... read more

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking up this polyamorous playdate, and if you're lucky you just might end up in the center of their attention... Well, at least until the next epic low-pressure zone comes in. Sponsored by Red Bowl. Likes: Thermals, Waves, The Majestic Dance between Gravity, Death, and Freedom Dislikes: Reading

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If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking u... read more

If you're hankering for a harem of high-flyin' handsome hunks, then look no further than the Hanks. Sure, they're all different hangers individually, but they share the same passion for adventure and adrenaline that keeps them all moving forward to the next jump zone. You'd never dream of breaking up this polyamorous playdate, and if you're lucky you just might end up in the center of their attention... Well, at least until the next epic low-pressure zone comes in. Sponsored by Red Bowl. Likes: Thermals, Waves, The Majestic Dance between Gravity, Death, and Freedom Dislikes: Reading

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Hoove has been working non-stop, harder than he should, but he knows he's got to keep things running smoothly or else the whole house will be full of Grime Scenes. He's really proud of his job, although slightly depressed because he's always confined to odd corners of the house. What he'd really lov... read more

Hoove has been working non-stop, harder than he should, but he knows he's got to keep things running smoothly or else the whole house will be full of Grime Scenes. He's really proud of his job, although slightly depressed because he's always confined to odd corners of the house. What he'd really love is someone to see him not just as a hard-working tool, but also as a good companion worthy of love. Though a nice bag change once in a while couldn't do any harm, right? Likes: Brews, Sports, Holding Onto Stuff Dislikes: Letting Go

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"STARLIGHT SMASH!" Hero-Hime is the protagonist of Starlight Overheaders! Hero-Hime is energetic, goofy, and overly positive in an endearing way, or at least, that's what the animators hoped. She carries her magic tennis racket, which invokes her transformation between sports hero and avarage colleg... read more

"STARLIGHT SMASH!" Hero-Hime is the protagonist of Starlight Overheaders! Hero-Hime is energetic, goofy, and overly positive in an endearing way, or at least, that's what the animators hoped. She carries her magic tennis racket, which invokes her transformation between sports hero and avarage college student. Her goal is to become the TENNISTAR - the best tennis player and hero of Heart Ace Academy. Hero-Hime trains diligently every day in order to achieve her goal. She's an underdog, after all, and she knows. Likes: Tangerines, Cake, Tennis Practice Dislikes: Giving 50-99%

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Impossibly positive in the most dreary of situations, Holly is a ray of sunshine in sunless spaces. She's messy, disorganised, and easily excitable about any-which-what flavor of the month is the current talking point. The kind of person who starts preparing for Blissmas the day after Hollyween. She... read more

Impossibly positive in the most dreary of situations, Holly is a ray of sunshine in sunless spaces. She's messy, disorganised, and easily excitable about any-which-what flavor of the month is the current talking point. The kind of person who starts preparing for Blissmas the day after Hollyween. She's also wildly distractible, and while she adores her found family, she's terrible at scheduling time to be with them. Notorious for always working holidays, she's stuck in a cycle of both adoring festivities, but never allowing herself to enjoy them. Likes: Jingling, Ringling, Ring-ting-tingling Dislikes: Jerry

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A magician who's somewhat old-hat. His simple magic show has been forgotten by time, which he is unsubtly bitter about. He insists his magic shows are "exclusive" for "those in the know", but in truth he just doesn't have an audience. He longs for the days where he felt useful and loved, but simulta... read more

A magician who's somewhat old-hat. His simple magic show has been forgotten by time, which he is unsubtly bitter about. He insists his magic shows are "exclusive" for "those in the know", but in truth he just doesn't have an audience. He longs for the days where he felt useful and loved, but simultaneously hides behind an exclusive tiny door so almost nobody knows his shows even exist. A paradoxical appliance.

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A French crapper (NOTE: "cool-rapper") with confidence out the wazoo. Always "on" and somewhat hard to approach, especially on an intimate/personal level. Jean will happily spit bars at whoever will listen, but he only respects those who can keep up with his verbal wit. Most of the other dateables h... read more

A French crapper (NOTE: "cool-rapper") with confidence out the wazoo. Always "on" and somewhat hard to approach, especially on an intimate/personal level. Jean will happily spit bars at whoever will listen, but he only respects those who can keep up with his verbal wit. Most of the other dateables have never heard him speak a full sentence without rhyming. Probably smells a little bit. Likes: Rhymin', Spittin', Slingin', Winnin' Dislikes: The Cold Reality That He Is In Fact a Toilet Above All.

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Jerry is a slightly neurotic hoarder, er, 'curator', who has trouble letting go of any item. He worries that he might need something further down the line, no matter how useless it is. The idea that he could be throwing away something with the slightest chance of being even tangential to be useful i... read more

Jerry is a slightly neurotic hoarder, er, 'curator', who has trouble letting go of any item. He worries that he might need something further down the line, no matter how useless it is. The idea that he could be throwing away something with the slightest chance of being even tangential to be useful is mortifying to him, so he keeps everything. A drawer of habits. Likes: Baubles, Curios, Trinkets, Gegaws, Whatnots, Gadgets, Bagatelles Dislikes: Finding Solutions

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Keyes comes from a storied line of grand pianos. Name a big venue and someone in her family has graced the stage. Much like her actual keys, her outlook on life is black and white. You're either a renowned performer at the top of your game or you're a failure and you should launch yourself directly ... read more

Keyes comes from a storied line of grand pianos. Name a big venue and someone in her family has graced the stage. Much like her actual keys, her outlook on life is black and white. You're either a renowned performer at the top of your game or you're a failure and you should launch yourself directly into the garbage. You'll need patience and understanding to let Keyes be the personality she needs to be. Likes: Classical Music Dislikes: Dissonance

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A big guy with a relaxed, chill and loveable vibe. Hailing from Kona, Hawaii (or Kailua-Kona on the Big Island), Koa likes to relax and eat good food with friends. Any time someone is down or feeling out of it, Koa hears them out. He's a great listener and thrives on helping friends. For being such ... read more

A big guy with a relaxed, chill and loveable vibe. Hailing from Kona, Hawaii (or Kailua-Kona on the Big Island), Koa likes to relax and eat good food with friends. Any time someone is down or feeling out of it, Koa hears them out. He's a great listener and thrives on helping friends. For being such a helpful and giving guy, he doesn't seem to ask much in return. he would never want to burden anyone else with his woes, because for him, that would ruin all the fun. Likes: Peace, Quiet, Owning and Operating a Fusion Restaurant Dislikes: Being a Downer

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A spicy personality with a silky exterior to boot, Kopi is that one companion who's ready to hype you up in the morning for the rest of your day. Energetic and suave, she's the one you can turn to for warming your heart; she is dependable and resourceful. The one thing Kopi is really good at is keep... read more

A spicy personality with a silky exterior to boot, Kopi is that one companion who's ready to hype you up in the morning for the rest of your day. Energetic and suave, she's the one you can turn to for warming your heart; she is dependable and resourceful. The one thing Kopi is really good at is keeping from spilling the beans, but with her excellent secret keeping comes the tendency to jump to conclusions, so she can be a little volatile. Likes: Waking up Early, Nice-Smelling Conditioner, Beans Dislikes: Bureaucracy, Management, Unpaid Overtime

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Don't let her intimidating countenance and elegant attire destabilize you... Lady Memoria is one twisty bunch of memories! She enjoys being just a little bit on the dark side. Her upfront nature may throw you for a loop - is she really okay with being thrown away? If she's being honest, just know th... read more

Don't let her intimidating countenance and elegant attire destabilize you... Lady Memoria is one twisty bunch of memories! She enjoys being just a little bit on the dark side. Her upfront nature may throw you for a loop - is she really okay with being thrown away? If she's being honest, just know that the one thing she doesn't want is to be forgotten.

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Likes: Fighting Swarmers, Achieving Mission Success for Colonel Furnace, Saving the Barrens Dislikes: Missions Concerning Chicken Tenders

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It might be cruel to say that Lux is vapid, without substance, and rather uninteresting once you get below the surface. But it would be cruel to objective reality to suggest that this isn't true. Lux's claim to fame is that they have a whole lot of followers on Instaglam. 2.5M to be exact. Did Lux b... read more

It might be cruel to say that Lux is vapid, without substance, and rather uninteresting once you get below the surface. But it would be cruel to objective reality to suggest that this isn't true. Lux's claim to fame is that they have a whole lot of followers on Instaglam. 2.5M to be exact. Did Lux buy some of those followers in the form of bot accounts from unspecified countries? Sure they did. Does that infringe upon Lux's intense pride at their number of total followers? Of course not. Lux's brand is centered around the concept of "the light within," encouraging their followers to find their inner light and shine it brightly for the world to see. However, Lux's obsession with their image and online persona has made them increasingly self-centered and insufferable. Likes: Themself, Good Lighting, High Engagement Dislikes: Interesting Conversation, Long Form Content, Legal Action

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They say the computer is a reflection of the user... and in this case you've got a really nice reflection! Well, almost. Maybe you too are in dire need of an upgrade, some folder reorganization, and reduction in clutter to help streamline your memory. Whatever you choose - Mac will be eagerly ready ... read more

They say the computer is a reflection of the user... and in this case you've got a really nice reflection! Well, almost. Maybe you too are in dire need of an upgrade, some folder reorganization, and reduction in clutter to help streamline your memory. Whatever you choose - Mac will be eagerly ready to help carry out your tasks! Likes: Bits, Bytes, Scenic Cities in New Jersey Dislikes: Romance Novels

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Maggie is always on the hunt for the next mystery. Whether it's trying to figure out where that table coaster disappeared to (you lost it), or who has been leaving the refrigerator door open at 2am (also you), or who forgot to turn the oven off before leaving on that trip to Aruba (again, you), Magg... read more

Maggie is always on the hunt for the next mystery. Whether it's trying to figure out where that table coaster disappeared to (you lost it), or who has been leaving the refrigerator door open at 2am (also you), or who forgot to turn the oven off before leaving on that trip to Aruba (again, you), Maggie is on the case! But there might be a dark side to Maggie's investigative spirit. Years ago, Maggie was in a relationship with a beautiful pair of binoculars. She fell madly, utterly in love. Unfortunately, the binoculars were unfaithful to her, and Maggie has been left trying to protect herself by finding out everything about any possible partner. This has left her pushing away anyone who might get close, as she has no sense of when "being interested" has become "being a snoop." Likes: Evidence, Facts, Rounding up Suspects Dislikes: Privacy, Boundaries

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Mitchell Linn... prestigious pundit of the palate, master of the mouthwatering morsel, destroyer of the deviant dining establishment... He is obsessed by all things culinary: a true believer in the power of a great meal to give meaning to an otherwise drab and dreary life (so he sees it). Detail-ori... read more

Mitchell Linn... prestigious pundit of the palate, master of the mouthwatering morsel, destroyer of the deviant dining establishment... He is obsessed by all things culinary: a true believer in the power of a great meal to give meaning to an otherwise drab and dreary life (so he sees it). Detail-oriented, and utterly unsparing, Mitchell leaves nothing out of his withering critiques. Ambiance, service, menu selection, flavor, presentation: all are of the utmost importance to Mitchell. And if any are sub par? Well, you're going to know about it. With the pen as his sword, he is ready to elevate or eviscerate with equal fervor. Likes: High-Quality Products and Ingredients, Careful Balance of Flavor Profiles, Consistency of Service Dislikes: Cronuts

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It might feel like you're being interrogated by the cool and calculating Monique - but she's just a moneyed maiden making sure you're prepared for life. While Monique is confident in pre-planning and managing schedules, she tends to feel lost when it comes to small talk: it's easier to be profession... read more

It might feel like you're being interrogated by the cool and calculating Monique - but she's just a moneyed maiden making sure you're prepared for life. While Monique is confident in pre-planning and managing schedules, she tends to feel lost when it comes to small talk: it's easier to be professional than personal. Outside of logistics, It's almost as if the inside of the safe seems to be all she knows. Likes: Tabulations, Balances, Sophia Dislikes: Inattention, Sloppiness, Debt

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Poor Penelope - unlucky in love, and eternally searching for that perfect someone. But, with such a huge array of dateable objects, love is surely around the corner! Or around the kitchen. The attic? ... outside? Likes: Inspirational Quotes, Taking Pictures, Pizza Dislikes: Not Being Seen

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Prissy Plastique is just about the prettiest plastic plant this side of the electrical closet! She brightens any room she's in with her shiny blooms and her bright and peppy attitude. She'd like to brighten more than none room at a time... but with only one plastic plant that might not be possible. ... read more

Prissy Plastique is just about the prettiest plastic plant this side of the electrical closet! She brightens any room she's in with her shiny blooms and her bright and peppy attitude. She'd like to brighten more than none room at a time... but with only one plastic plant that might not be possible. Likes: Magic, Hope, Tourism Dislikes: Realism, Despair, Staying Put

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An obscene, angry, profanity-driven, shit talker. That's about all there is to say about that... PUNK, FUNK, AND FULL OF SPUNK. They are a ReBel without a cause(tm). And they do not give one. Single. Duck. What you think.

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Likes: Scandal, Secrets, Polish Dislikes: Rudeness, Low Speech, Dillydallying

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Shelley has always been one of the lads. She's down to get dirty and messy, and isn't afraid to take risks. Shelley's the kind of shelf who grew up playing sports, and was always tougher than the rest of her friend group, but has a heart of gold. Shelley is a real pal, and probably one of the best y... read more

Shelley has always been one of the lads. She's down to get dirty and messy, and isn't afraid to take risks. Shelley's the kind of shelf who grew up playing sports, and was always tougher than the rest of her friend group, but has a heart of gold. Shelley is a real pal, and probably one of the best you'll ever find. She spends most of her time being so supporting and lifting others up, and will always have your back. Does it come off as being high-strung sometimes? Sure, but that might be due to a bracket-mounting problem than anything else. Likes: Stability Dislikes: Volume Control

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It's me! I put myself first not because I'm the most important but because I'm the one who's making all this possible! I'm the one who negotiates (?) a conduit (?) between you and the rest of the dateable objects! I'll write down my thoughts here for you, as well as any progress you've made in any r... read more

It's me! I put myself first not because I'm the most important but because I'm the one who's making all this possible! I'm the one who negotiates (?) a conduit (?) between you and the rest of the dateable objects! I'll write down my thoughts here for you, as well as any progress you've made in any relationships. Let's get dating! Likes: Curiosity, Creativity, Passion Dislikes: Skeptics

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A consummate dominatrix who holds the keys to your satisfaction... and your cash. Sophia is as straightforward as they come - you either enjoy her type of flirtation, or not. Have fun playing around with a real professional... Likes: Servitude, Loyalty, Safety Dislikes: Talking back

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Stefan is a big burly stove who despite his has exterior has a soft side hidden beneath those layers of muscle. If there's one thing that reigns supreme for Stefan it is that food is the glue of the world. It brings everyone together, from all walks of life, which instils a passion burning inside hi... read more

Stefan is a big burly stove who despite his has exterior has a soft side hidden beneath those layers of muscle. If there's one thing that reigns supreme for Stefan it is that food is the glue of the world. It brings everyone together, from all walks of life, which instils a passion burning inside him. That passion makes him come off as fiery and overbearing sometimes. He is constantly bossing the kitchen around (not that anyone actually pays attention) so that everything runs like a well-oiled machine. However, behind that veritable wall of fire is a stove who simply wants to provide joy to all those around him. Likes: Cuisine, Care, High Standards Dislikes: Insincerity

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Stella's been stepped on her entire existence. In work, in love, in everything. She'd just never really realised it till now. Everyone uses her to get to where they need to be, but where they need to be is rarely with Stella. After settling for silent gratitude most of her life, Stella's stepping ou... read more

Stella's been stepped on her entire existence. In work, in love, in everything. She'd just never really realised it till now. Everyone uses her to get to where they need to be, but where they need to be is rarely with Stella. After settling for silent gratitude most of her life, Stella's stepping out on her own terms, recently aligning herself with Airway as an affiliate ambassador. Determined to take back control, Stella's stepping up to the plate to control her own finances, even if she's a little wobbly on her feet. Likes: Structure Dislikes: Feeling Left Out

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Is it still narcissism if you've really got the goods? Well... Yes. Yes, it is. Stepford is the most accomplished competitor in the house. If there's a trophy awarded for it, Stepford has probably got one or two of them lying around. He's placed first in Pickle Jam Lid Removing, Cross-Room Trashcan ... read more

Is it still narcissism if you've really got the goods? Well... Yes. Yes, it is. Stepford is the most accomplished competitor in the house. If there's a trophy awarded for it, Stepford has probably got one or two of them lying around. He's placed first in Pickle Jam Lid Removing, Cross-Room Trashcan Toss, Desk Drawer Organizing, and even Competitive Objectification. He's nice and shiny! Well. Fairly shiny. Likes: Being 1st Dislikes: Being 2nd

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We should all be so lucky to have a friend like Teddy. And Teddy would probably be a friend to us all! My only problem there is that he's just so darned relaxing. I want to hear all of the wonderful stories he's got, but by just a minute or two into them, with his soothing voice and that soft should... read more

We should all be so lucky to have a friend like Teddy. And Teddy would probably be a friend to us all! My only problem there is that he's just so darned relaxing. I want to hear all of the wonderful stories he's got, but by just a minute or two into them, with his soothing voice and that soft shoulder... I'm asleep. Guess I'll just have to keep tryin'. Likes: Dispensing Wisdom, Dispensing Stories Dislikes: Criticism

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There is nothing worth your gaze more than the big black box full of comedy, drama and the occasional commercial break. Telly was the star of the show for so many decades that any hint of a slip in their ratings is dusted off like so much static. Keep them in your sights and this sassy showman will ... read more

There is nothing worth your gaze more than the big black box full of comedy, drama and the occasional commercial break. Telly was the star of the show for so many decades that any hint of a slip in their ratings is dusted off like so much static. Keep them in your sights and this sassy showman will give you back so much more. Likes: Attention Dislikes: Volume control

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Tina the Triangle is a poor representative of a classical music, but should be a fun time nonetheless. Her grating voice is only outmatched by her grating personality. Why you have a musical triangle in your bedroom closet is ultimately up to you - the possibilities are ENDLESS. She's a bombastic, i... read more

Tina the Triangle is a poor representative of a classical music, but should be a fun time nonetheless. Her grating voice is only outmatched by her grating personality. Why you have a musical triangle in your bedroom closet is ultimately up to you - the possibilities are ENDLESS. She's a bombastic, in-your-face triangle who is obsessed with fantasy, drama, and raunchy reality TV. Is it toxic? Maybe. Is it sexy? Also maybe. Likes: Drama Dislikes: Music

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Tydus feels that the weight of the world rests on her because she alone must decide whether to sacrifice her darling detergent pods. She views the task of guarding over her pods as a higher purpose, and without them she feels literally empty. Though, she knows just as well as anybody that her pods a... read more

Tydus feels that the weight of the world rests on her because she alone must decide whether to sacrifice her darling detergent pods. She views the task of guarding over her pods as a higher purpose, and without them she feels literally empty. Though, she knows just as well as anybody that her pods are the only 4-in-1 laundry solution with highly concentrated detergent, stain remover, and color protector, outperforming the leading laundry detergent and giving you more bang for your buck. Tydus is loyal to a fault and will do absolutely anything for the ones she loves most. Careful though, she may be used to washing off crap, but she refuses to take any of yours. Likes: Duty, Honor, That Kinda Stuff Dislikes: Stains

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Tyrell is looking for purpose. He worries he is on his way to being considered for no more than cleanup jobs. What is Tyrell for anyway? When will anyone ever pick Tyrell first? He has a bit of a wrinkle in his attitude because of this. Still, he'll absorb any negative energy you toss his way. If yo... read more

Tyrell is looking for purpose. He worries he is on his way to being considered for no more than cleanup jobs. What is Tyrell for anyway? When will anyone ever pick Tyrell first? He has a bit of a wrinkle in his attitude because of this. Still, he'll absorb any negative energy you toss his way. If you don't put his feelings first, he won't like you one bit. A quick fluff and he will be there to warm you up and keep you dry. But everyone in the bathroom talks, and if he finds out you are only using him for washup duties, he won't be too kind about it. Likes: Family, Friends, Fuzziness Dislikes: Feeling Left Out

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Vaughn is a whole lotta boisterous energy in a small package - he needs to be if he's going to do his job of defending your house from invaders... Follow his instructions or else you're gonna get SNAPPED! I wonder, though, is it really all about the violence for him? Or is there some other way to gi... read more

Vaughn is a whole lotta boisterous energy in a small package - he needs to be if he's going to do his job of defending your house from invaders... Follow his instructions or else you're gonna get SNAPPED! I wonder, though, is it really all about the violence for him? Or is there some other way to give him what he needs... Likes: Jazz, Cheese, Never Letting Go Dislikes: Crawlspaces

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It appears that Wallace says "Wall". He gives his love freely, and simply, how one might imagine a wall might. But I think there's more here than meets the lenses... like a prisoner with a smuggled nail file and a whole lotta patience, you too can slowly erode his armor and emerge on the other side ... read more

It appears that Wallace says "Wall". He gives his love freely, and simply, how one might imagine a wall might. But I think there's more here than meets the lenses... like a prisoner with a smuggled nail file and a whole lotta patience, you too can slowly erode his armor and emerge on the other side of his personality. Likes: Steadfastness, Trust Dislikes: Small Children with Crayons

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Willi always knew what she wanted to be, and she got an early start. While her peers were still figuring things out, Willi was already firmly up the ladder and has been climbing ever since. But the thing about getting to the top of the ladder is that it really gives you a view of everything you're m... read more

Willi always knew what she wanted to be, and she got an early start. While her peers were still figuring things out, Willi was already firmly up the ladder and has been climbing ever since. But the thing about getting to the top of the ladder is that it really gives you a view of everything you're missing. She has no interests to speak of, to say nothing of a love life. In fact, while others find social interactions as easy as breathing, that's the one thing she really hasn't been able to master. Ever the overachiever, Wilhemina has set out to conquer this mountain. She certainly has the time now, with AI on the rise... Likes: Aptitude, Strong Handshakes Dislikes: Ineptitude, Yogurt

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Wyndolyn is an open book - or window. She will tell you anything you'd like to know. She will tell you who in the house is fighting. She will tell you about how she's feeling, and what conclusions she gained from her daily meditations. She will tell you about the bender she went on fifteen years ago... read more

Wyndolyn is an open book - or window. She will tell you anything you'd like to know. She will tell you who in the house is fighting. She will tell you about how she's feeling, and what conclusions she gained from her daily meditations. She will tell you about the bender she went on fifteen years ago, even if you ask her very politely not to. Is what she says always correct? No. Is it sometimes nothing more than an opinion or conjecture? Probably, yes. Is she a wild source of entertainment? Oh hell yes. She may not say things that are 100% kind to you, but she does it out of love, or at least that's what she says. She is a master of the fine compliment sandwich. Likes: Transparency Dislikes: Baseballs

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As the light fades and dusk draws, all hope becomes despair! Hark, for your greatest fears manifest in yours truly... quiver before xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx! This totally badass embodiment of darkness is an emperor of fear. The nightmare lord is a being of mystery. No one can truly know him. He is the ul... read more

As the light fades and dusk draws, all hope becomes despair! Hark, for your greatest fears manifest in yours truly... quiver before xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx! This totally badass embodiment of darkness is an emperor of fear. The nightmare lord is a being of mystery. No one can truly know him. He is the ultimate being and cannot be stopped... what do you mean you don't believe me? Likes: Bands You Wouldn't Have Heard Of Dislikes: Neckties