An abundance of sex appeal is an indispensable trait for we humans, who inherited the genes of our ancestors with the promise that we will pass them down to our offspring. Nutrition, Sleep, and SEX These are the three necessities of human life. And in this world, there are those known as "perverts," humans OVERFLOWING with healthy levels of sexual attractiveness. and who work hard to satisfy the carnal appetites of both themselves and others. Copulation to Completion! Once sexual intercourse has begun, it must continue until all parties are satisfied. Sex Officers working for the Office of Sexual Affairs live by these words. Sex Officers are civil servants who offer sexual services to the public. Their existence is a cornerstone for the maintenance of societal order. Their services are an outlet for sexual desire, an outlet which recharges mind and body and prevents the build up of SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. The one absolute requirement for becoming a Sex Officer is that you must be a PERVERT This story is a documentary focused on the office's community division, the department which deals the most with the public. Taking the viewpoint of a newly appointed Sex Officer, this is an exploration of an officer's HONORABLE daily efforts to bring sexual relief to the public.