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A nameable protagonist who accepts an invitation to attend the Burgmeister & Royce college. Default surname is Miller.

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Maya's twin brother. Another freshman at B&R, who becomes the Protagonist's best friend.

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The college librarian.

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Protagonist's former co-worker. The protagonist has a crush on her. A freshwoman student at B&R.

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A freshwoman student at B&R. Is a kind-hearted, cute and nice. She's a new pledge to the HOT sorority. Twin sister to Derek.

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Quinn is the vice president of HOT sorority.

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Sage is the president of the HOT Sorority She is a Senior, on her last year at B&R.

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Zoey is the Protagonist's best friend who briefly turned into his girlfriend before leaving for San Diego to become a surfer.

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A member of the Tri-Alpha Fraternity.

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Mother of Jill and Lana Wife of Geoff

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Olivia's boyfriend

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Mamber and current vice-president of the Tri-Alphas Dimwitted, but blames it on a learning disability. Best friend of Dawe Is good natured on most occasions or when near Ashley Doesn't seem to hate the DIKs as much as the rest of the Tri-Alphas.

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Member of the HOTs Girlfriend of Dawe Lacks even basic skills of intelligence Very promiscious, having slept with most of the known male B&R students Is oblivious to the fact of having and passing around Crabs.

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A freshwoman student at B&R. HOT pledge. Derek is interested in her.

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A student at B&R. Knows Josy and Maya from highschool.

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Derek's former roomate. A member of the Tri-Beta Fraternity.

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Works at the B&R cafeteria.

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Friend of Jill. Girlfriend of Matthew

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A stripper at the Pink Rose.

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A member of the Tri-Alpha Fraternity.

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Camilla is a college freshman and a member of the HOTs Friend and roomate of Riona.

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Friend of Jill Jeff's girlfriend

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Math and English teacher at B&R. Left B&R after a nude photo of her was leaked.

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Former president of the Tri-Alphas (Jocks). Ex-Boyfriend to Sage.

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Gym member and Brawler opponent.

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Student at B&R

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A member of the Alpha Nu Omega Fraternity.

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B&R student. A "dorm girl"

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Student at B&R. Staunch feminist. Jamie's Ex-Girlfriend Has a pet rabbit named Franz

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A freshman student at B&R. Member of the Tri-Alpha Fraternity.

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Member and current president of the Tri-Alphas Best friend of Anthony Doesn't really care for studies, focuses on workouts and bullying. Boyfriend of Arieth, seems oblivious of her promiscuity.

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Gym member and the Protagonist's MMA instructor.

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Member of the HOTs Girlfriend of John Boy Like her boyfriend, she doesn't really care for privacy or wearing clothes in public places. Likes to tease and is a good friend of the protagonist

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A member of the Tri-Beta Fraternity.

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Father of Jill and Lana Husband of Amelia

Student at B&R. A "dorm girl"

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A member of the Alpha Nu Omega Fraternity.

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Member of the HOTs Girlfriend of Tommy, their relationship seems rocky.

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Wife of Patrick Mother of Derek and Maya

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Mother of Josy Is a Fashion Designer

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A founding member of the DIKs, was one of the first maggots.

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Jade teaches Gender Studies 101 at B&R. Wife of Stephen Burke and adoptive mother of Sage And Tybalt. Good friend of Cathy. Possible to have an affair with the MC.

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Second generation DIK, maggot brother and best friend of Leon. Loves poetry and gardening. Is on a on-and-off relationship with Dany

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Friend of Jill Carla's boyfriend

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A member of the Tri-Alpha Fraternity.

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A member of the Tri-Alpha Fraternity.

DIK member, was Jacob's maggot brother. Loves to cook and is in a relationship with Elena.

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Student at B&R Has Social Anxiety and uses a hearing aid (suffers a lot of feedback when talked loudly to) Friend of Sally

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Student at B&R. A "dorm girl"

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Daughter of Amelia and Geoff Jill's older sister

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Second generation DIK. Maggot brother and best friend of Jamie, sometimes a bit over-protective of him.

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Freshwoman and new member of the HOTs Roomate to Elena Friend of Nicole Works as a stripper at the Pink Rose.

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Student at B&R.

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A member of the Alpha Nu Omega Fraternity.

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Mother of the protagonist, died giving birth to him. Late wife of Neil The protagonist inherited her diary.

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A mature stripper at the Pink Rose's VIP Lounge.

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A nerdy guy who can hook you up with study material for classes. President of the Tri-Beta (nerds) fraternity. Is a DM of the tabletop RPG Dungeons & Gremlins. In a relationship with Sally

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Student at B&R

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Friend of Jill Bianca's boyfriend

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Member of the HOTs Friend of Sarah

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Student at B&R. Hardcore feminist.

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Student at B&R. HOT pledge.

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Father of protagonist Husband of Lynette Works as a handyman in a construction company Default surname is Miller

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A founding member of the DIKs, was a maggot alongside Jacob and Vinny

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A stripper at the Pink Rose and a divorced single mom. Has a son named Marvin. Best friend of Lily.

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Student at B&R

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Chemistry Teacher at B&R.

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Friend of Jill Andy's girlfriend

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Husband of Helen and father of Derek and Maya. Very religious. Known for controlling nature and being a homophobic.

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Josy's father and Tommy's step-father.

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New Math Teacher at B&R. Replaced Cathy after she left. Highly skilled at chess.

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Vice-president of the Alpha Nu Omega (preps) fraternity.

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Riona is a member of the HOT sorority Quinn's right-hand woman Friend and Roommate of Camila Used to play the oboe when younger Has OCD.

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Vice president of the Tri-Betas (nerds) fraternity. Known for being a bit of a cunt.

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Stripper at the Pink Rose.

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Founding member and President of the DIKs

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Nerdy girl and associate member of the Tri-Betas. In a relationship with Magnar. Known for her attitude. Seems to dislike the Protagonist regardless of how he treats her.

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Stripper at the Pink Rose. Good friend of Lily and Nicole.

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Member of the HOTs friend of Melanie

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Bouncer at the Pink Rose

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Principal at B&R, Jade's husband and adoptive father of Sage and Tybalt. Appears to be involved in illicit activities with the help of Quinn.

The protagonist's former co-worker. works at a minimart owned by his father.

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A stripper at the Pink Rose

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Student at B&R. A "dorm girl".

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A student at B&R. A "dorm girl" Loves to party and is known for being wild.

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Founding member and Vice-President of the DIKs, known for having a short fuse. Is Josy's step-brother. Is in an open, but troubled relationship with Heather.

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A member of the Alpha Nu Omega Fraternity.

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Former member of the Tri-Alphas and the Protagonist's former roommate in the dorms. They did not get along.

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Current president of the Alpha Nu Omega (preps) fraternity and Sage's step-brother. Gullible, ignorant, arrogant and hated by most. Has a crush on Jill despite her dislke of him.

Founding and former member of the DIKs,left the fraternity after being expelled from B&R. A known drug dealer with aggressive behavior.

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Student at B&R. Hardcore feminist.