She's such a f*ckin bitch! ...Well, at least, she was. Now with one word, I can turn that frosty elitist bitchy boss of mine into a vulgar and perverted gapefacey raving slut! How did I do it? Oh wouldn't you just love to know... And I will tell you, specially, just this one time. You see, I got myself a hypnosis app and IT WORKED!?