Born to a legendary pervert father and a similarly legendarily perverse mother, I lived every day of my life in fear of the god of perversion that lay dormant inside me awakening. I just wanted to live a normal, boring life. Was that so much to ask for? It didn’t seem like it, until one fateful day. One fateful day when my ability to seek out straight men with legendary tits and legendary asses awakened. My only crime was being born to two decidedly anti-social parents… but… I… …I had no choice but to embrace my fate…!