"Thank you for your patronage. Please come again, you're always welcome......" In spite of booming business at my salon, I was unfulfilled. Touching the bare skin of beautiful women but forbidden from making love was agony. No matter the opportunity, I couldn't make a move. Days passed with slow, tortured self-restraint, my platonic hands on their inviting curves. Then, a web banner for a "mood" aromatherapy caught my eye. Reviews for the aroma read like erotic novels and pornographic letters to the editor. Customers assured that the aromatherapy was 100% effective. Women became horny. As I read the reviews, my heart began to race. I had every reason to try this "aroma-phrodisiac" at my salon. "No matter the woman, her mood will open like the pedals of a flower... I can have fun..."