A love triangle unfolds in this royal romantic comedy about beautiful To Love-ru ladies... plunged into a chasm of craven pleasure! "Boisterous voices filled the halls as the young ladies ran to and fro, making merry. To see them titter and curtsy with gauche manner for the affection of a single boy made my loins burn with rage and arousal. Their particular fancy seemed to be a boy named Rito. They fawned over his boyish looks and shamelessly stared at him, drinking in his charm. Ffffffuuuuu-- how envious I was! These little whores... young ladies today were quick to bed, and many times as well... it was despicable. Thus begins a tale that will live in infamy."